Do Not Access the North American M19-M21 timelines until June 6th, 2012

The M19-M21 timelines should be considered off limits until June 6th at 1a.m., when the North American continent is no longer bombarded by super-tornadoes. Members wishing to study the phenomenon of double-wide S.U.V. vehicles should wait until that date, should have cigars on hand for bribes, and a working knowledge of creationist theory and climate change denial.

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