The M19-M21 timelines should be considered off limits until June 6th at 1a.m., when the North American continent is no longer bombarded by super-tornadoes. Members wishing to study the phenomenon of double-wide S.U.V. vehicles should wait until that date, should have cigars on hand for bribes, and a working knowledge of creationist theory and climate change denial.
The Board of the International Union of Time Travelers has agreed to take 3 questions from non-time-travelers or other persons curious about, but not active in, temporal mechanics or multiverse exploration. Questions regarding cheese desserts, prognostication, typographical errors and Chuck Norris will be rejected out of obvious necessity to maintain the integrity of this blog, and the fabrical illusion of contiguous cause and effect.
If you would like your question answered, please ask it clearly and politely in the comments below. Each question will be answered as time allows.
I have started a blog in this timelime (Q42:NOP1986:521-74M) as a gathering point for time travelers and timeline explorers to share information, news and stories. Since I’m currently in Boston, I though this would be a good date for it, as I’ll have the chance to see the Red Sox break the Curse of the Bambino tonight. This should really be quite a treat!